Why waste time swiping left when you could be stacking plates? The "All Plates No Dates" fitted shorts could be your perfect match—if your idea of a good time is getting under the bar instead of candlelight dinners. This design speaks to the lifter who knows that gains are forever, but dates are just distractions. Slip these on, hit the gym, and let everyone know that your true love is made of iron. And remember: the only heartbreak that matters is when you don’t hit a PR.
Heavyweight 88% polyester/12% spandex knit
Moisture-wicking
Low rise, wide flat waistband for secure fit & comfort
