About Jason Heuser

 Whether it's Abraham Lincoln riding a grizzly bear or Richard Nixon fighting a sabertooth tiger, Jason Awesome aims to dropkick your imagination and suplex your sense of humor into submission. My goal is to become the undisputed overlord of memes, while pushing all the limits and leaving an indelible mark on popular culture—one ironic creation at a time.

Everyday, I channel the spirit of Uncle Sam to craft exceptional, thought-provoking American products that captivate and engage audiences worldwide. By merging historical themes with contemporary flair, I create art that this country needs—ridiculous depictions of our founding fathers kicking all types of ass.

Beyond my corporate engagements, I have made significant strides as an independent artist. My Etsy shop (sharpwriter) ranks in the top 1%, a testament to my enduring appeal and the quality of my work. The shop has been profitable every year since its inception in 2011, reflecting my savvy business acumen and deep connection with my audience.

Continuing the tradition of combining art with cultural commentary, I've now brought my creative talents to the MAGA Ear Patch. This product, designed with the same attention to detail and boldness that characterize all my works, is a labor of love from Michigan, created in collaboration with my girlfriend and sister. The MAGA Ear Patch is not just an accessory; it’s a statement piece that embodies the resilience and spirit of its inspiration, Donald J. Trump.

Core Principles

• Innovation: Continuously push the boundaries of artistic expression and creativity—because mediocrity is so last century.

• Integrity: Maintain the highest standards of honesty and authenticity in our work, even when we're depicting Abraham Lincoln as a sniper.

• Impact: Create art that not only entertains but also provokes thought and inspires change—one sardonic brushstroke at a time.

• Humor: Infuse my creations with wit and irreverence, making art more fun and less serious for all parties involved. If you can't laugh at Teddy Roosevelt riding a tyrannosaurus, you're doing it wrong.

• Excellence: Strive for perfection in every piece, ensuring the highest quality and attention to detail. Because in our America, even the absurd is impeccably crafted.